Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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