: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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