My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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