This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please, let me fuck your mom
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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