glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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