lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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