I cockslap morals
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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