He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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