Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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