Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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