is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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