HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wear drunk well.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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