I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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