at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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