I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Lo siento on account of my penis...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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