The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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