would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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