He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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