VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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