NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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