Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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