the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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