But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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