Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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