the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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