I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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