Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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