Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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