So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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