I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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