Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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