We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore