why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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