I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the day after is always just damage control
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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