Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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