I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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