What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Found your dick twin last night
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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