she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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