how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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