Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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