i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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