I've blown a few things in my day
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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