She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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