so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
