We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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