You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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