I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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