Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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