Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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