yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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