i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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