we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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