I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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