when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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