So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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